Sky's the limit

11th August 2014

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vixen-kira:

teen wolf + everyone is a lady; inspired by (x)

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11th August 2014

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bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

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11th August 2014

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priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

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11th August 2014

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11th August 2014

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11th August 2014

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11th August 2014

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clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

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11th August 2014

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memefuckery:

intellectualpizza:

memefuckery:

I had a hermit crab and a dollhouse…..

SWEET BABY JESUS I THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL HOUSE AND YOU HAD SOME SORT OF HUGE ASS CRUSTACEAN LIVING IN IT AND I ALMOST PASSED OUT

It’s okay, like 12 other people thought that

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11th August 2014

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urbancatfitters:

flihrty:

☆ gypsy/indie blog ☆

what is gypsy/indie about putting glitter on a banana

urbancatfitters:

flihrty:

☆ gypsy/indie blog ☆

what is gypsy/indie about putting glitter on a banana

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11th August 2014

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brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

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11th August 2014

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startrekspeare:

"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better

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3rd August 2014

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It hurts. It radiates from the heart and everywhere else. 

Make it stop. 

23rd July 2014

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wican:

doritoslocostacosupreme:

ariana grande at mariah carey

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